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Beer vs Pussy ....

Post by DarkPrincess on 2009-03-21, 22:13

Beer VS Pussy: And The Winner Is?

Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work.
BEER 1 PUSSY 0

Warm beer tastes awful. One point to Pussy.
BEER 1 PUSSY 1

A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to Beer.
BEER 2 PUSSY 1

If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 2

Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 3

If you have a lot of beer in a public place your reputation may suffer. If you eat any pussy in public you become a legend. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 4

You normally don't find old beer. One point to Beer.
BEER 2 PUSSY 5

If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 5

Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 6

In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 7

If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to Beer.
BEER 4 PUSSY 7

You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. One point to Beer.
BEER 5 PUSSY 7

If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. One point to Beer.
BEER 6 PUSSY 7

You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to Beer.
BEER 7 PUSSY 7

Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it. One point to beer.
BEER 8 PUSSY 7

Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to Beer.
BEER 9 PUSSY 7

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

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Re: Beer vs Pussy ....

Post by Shock on 2009-03-22, 09:39

:cheers: BEER 4 ever :cheers:
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Re: Beer vs Pussy ....

Post by TheKiller on 2009-03-22, 13:33

HAHAHAHA THIS JOKE IS RIGHT !!!
BUT ANYWAY BEER REMAINS ONLY A DRINK
AND THE PUSSY IS SOMETHING WE NEED FROM TIME TO TIME IF NOT EWERY DAY xDDDDD Very Happy:D

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Post by Shock on 2009-03-22, 23:55

lol! lol killa lol!
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Re: Beer vs Pussy ....

Post by linelolteanu on 2009-05-08, 12:34

:cool_001: :ThanxSmiley: Thankyou for clearing out the things Darkprincess!
BTW:LEts not forget that some womens are very easy to pick up and the they 'share' there pussy very easy! lol! Laught
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Post by TheKiller on 2009-05-08, 12:41

linelolteanu wrote::cool_001: :ThanxSmiley: Thankyou for clearing out the things Darkprincess!
BTW:LEts not forget that some womens are very easy to pick up and the they 'share' there pussy very easy! lol! Laught
true xD but some of them are stinky so you better find a good one or ....

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Re: Beer vs Pussy ....

Post by DarkPrincess on 2009-05-08, 13:48

hahahaahaahh yes you are right some times is more easy to find a pussy from a nice cold beer lol! lol!


ps somebody to stop me lol! im woman i have to talk better for the womans
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