Honey Moon of the 3 girls :DDD

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Honey Moon of the 3 girls :DDD

Post by DarkPrincess on 2009-03-21, 22:21

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would
get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from
the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding. The card said nothing but: 'Nescafe'

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got
out the Nescafe jar.

It said: 'Good till the last drop'.

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: 'Rothmans'

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and
she read from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size'

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her
daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland, New
Zealand. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by
and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally
arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words 'Air New
Zealand'

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the
pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ.




The ad said: 'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways..'

Mum FAINTED!!!!
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Re: Honey Moon of the 3 girls :DDD

Post by TheKiller on 2009-03-21, 22:51

OMFG !!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I READ THIS JOKE YEARS AGO LOLOLOLOLOLOLO THIS IS THE BEST JOKE FROM THE ENTIRE FORUM !!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR POST DARKPRINCESS !!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy:D:D:D:D

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Post by Shock on 2009-03-22, 09:36

xDDDDDDDD Holy Shit ! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Honey Moon of the 3 girls :DDD

Post by linelolteanu on 2009-05-08, 12:53

Holy shit! :ThanxSmiley:
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Re: Honey Moon of the 3 girls :DDD

Post by eike on 2009-05-13, 19:51

hahahahhaha omfg very funny this joke ever i reading Very Happy
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