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Post by DarkPrincess on 2009-03-21, 22:53

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up.

The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."

The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore.

Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"

The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"
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Post by TheKiller on 2009-03-22, 13:39

Mmmm i dont get it ???
why the fisherman wanted to pay him
because he wanted to buy her mother in law ?

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Post by Shock on 2009-03-22, 23:58

scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
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Post by DarkPrincess on 2009-03-23, 05:40

hahahah boys if get married you will understand why the fisherman pay him back Very Happy:D

ps killer no he dint buy her Very Happy:D
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Post by TheKiller on 2009-04-07, 01:05

Ummmmm
the fisherman pay him because he save his mother in law
and the mother will make alot of pain to the man ?
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Post by DarkPrincess on 2009-04-07, 05:17

how i can explain that ? ... is like a secret rule between the married men ... they all hate the mothers of their wifes ... from the other side the mothers of the wifes use to make man lifes hell ...

thats why the fisher man when he see that the woman he save it wasent his wife but his mother in law he know he make him big bad and he pay him back

for example in the chance he coulnt save her and he show that the woman is his mother in law then the man will pay the fisherman double or triple money

ps when u married guys you will understand what i mean lol!
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Post by UGSDRNevillePN on 2009-04-07, 09:30

i'm married and i get it lol good 1 princess Smile):
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Post by DarkPrincess on 2009-04-07, 12:58

hahahahah they are still singles thats why they dint Dr Razz
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Post by Shock on 2009-04-13, 18:55

omg :cat:
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Post by linelolteanu on 2009-05-08, 12:45

thinking I dont get it!Sorry princess! :think2:
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Post by DarkPrincess on 2009-05-08, 13:50

lol when u gona have your own mother in law u gona understand what mean this joke Wink
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